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SHOCK REVELATION

ELVIS' "DEAD" TWIN STILL ALIVE

As we approach the 28th anniversary of the death of the King. The world of Rock'n'Roll was thrown into turmoil today as recently unearthed documentation from Tupelo Mississippi confirmed that Elvis Presley's supposedly still born twin brother actually survived birth and is still alive today.

Apparantly Jessy Garron Presley was born as an haemophradite, ie with both male and female sex organs, a hideous deformity that caused so much anguish and embarrassment to the Presley family that the monstrous infant was sent to be raised alone by a distant relative who lived in a small farm at the top of the Tenneessee Mountains.

Jesse claims to be the true voice heard on many of Presley's most famous tunes and states that the Presley estate brutally excluded him/her from her/his entitlements

Jessy has apparantly spent the last twenty five years living with a secret sect of tantric eunochs in the nether regions of India and has only recently returned to the west.

Fearing hostility from the Presley Estate, Mz Jess.E has chosen to remain in London to break the story and will be appearing in the finals of

The Tranny Talent Show

on

Wednesday 20th July from 9pm at

Bistrotheque,

23-27 Wadeson Street

Bethnal Green E2 9DR

Tel: 02089837900

to present a full statement.

This is the story of the Millenium so be there or be a round somewhere else...